Department of Redundancy Department
There are doors here that are labeled "NOT AN EMERGENCY EXIT", in three inch tall red block letters but graffiti is removed within hours of its appearance; there are doors labeled "EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY" (thought, few of them actually are), and there are unlabeled, non-emergency, exits; death and madness lie on both sides; some of the doors aren't exits (though most are). It is inexplicable.